Dear Chili’s,
this is so sad :(
It is with a heavy heart that I must say, I’m sorry, we’re through. I have defended you for years, but after my meal last night I’m sorry to say that I can no longer carry on this charade. Upon leaving yesterday, I felt as if I had been poisoned. I’m guessing the culprit is trans-fat or MSG or just plain old fat, fat. I also gluttonously overate the poison on my plate, knowing that it was you and I could trust you! The truth is, I’m trying to change my life, and you are not the reward I thought you were. You only make me feel bad and feel bad about my choices. This is unhealthy and it has to stop. Thank you for your Presidente margaritas after a long hard day, thank you for introducing the world to chipotle peppers, thank you for the chicken fajita pita, and with all my heart, thank you for the skillet queso. We’ve had some great times together. I remember strategically plotting to get to you when you were just out of the bus route in Princeton, I remember sneaking you in every chance I got when I would visit home from New York, I remember the girls nights with Jacy, and truly, I’ll treasure the memories. Unfortunately though, we have no future together. Good-bye.
